Well today, after grabbin a bite to eat with Eddie, I bought one of those Visa gift card things at Wal-mart so I could buy stuff online.
Namely, a black version of Paul’s beanie:
Howeverz, This was NOT availible at the OBEY online store. (grrr, many expletives here…) Well, they had a blood red and a stale mustard yellow, but I saw those at the mall and they were downright expensive, not to mention ugly as fuck.
When I finally found it at ActiveRideShop, I almost crapped my pants. This color was out at every website I went to, and I almost gave up but lo and behold, it. was. here.
Price?: $20.00 + Shipping = $28.00
For a cheap ass asian who shops in the sale section of brand name stores + your local savings stores, (Shout out to Nordstrom Rack for nice kicks and Marshalls for cheap OBEY!) $28 dollars.. IS TOO MUCH FOR MEHZ.
BUT, AHAH, WHATS THIS?!?
ME: A PROMOTIONAL CODE!? I MUST FIND ONE ON THE INTERNET!!
Google produced ALOT of sites that had promotional codes, but most of them were either expired or for 20 - 50% off, so I settled for one that came with free shipping.
PROMO CODE: ACTIVERIDEFREE
$28.00 - 8.00 = $20.00 hallelujahpraisethelord
Saving eight bucks, I couldn’t help but grin.
UNTIL THE URBAN OUTFITTERS SALE SECTION WAS SELLING IT FOR $14.00 OH MY F%#$$#K^^%^*&G*%.
so now I can’t buy my New Desmond Readers and my grey Fingerless Gloves.
the decade is coming to a close; and Mayan prophecies loom over our heads, but when you believe in the son of the almighty, all powerful and jealous deity who died for your sins..
pfffffffft to everything else.
Mind Expansions and Realizations: Find your passion NOW before the system forces you to. So get off your lazy ass and do something you normally wouldn’t do. This could range from taking your surburban family vehicle off roading to eating a different type of jam with your toast. BUT IN DOING SO, THIS MAY HOPEFULLY INSPIRE YOU TO DO SOMETHING NEW WITH EVERY OPPORTUNITY.
Freshly Glued Paperbacks and Pickled Brains: If you are within the tender age of 11 - 20; Study. Study Study Study. Don’t ask me why I’m telling you to do this; you’ll thank me later when you drive around your flying automobile made by Italian/Japanese engineers and make 200K+ every year while owning numerous villas in places all over the world.
The Human Body, and it’s Fatal Flaws: Those dark circles under your eyes are not hot. Nor are they good for your health. So despite the irony that I should be sleeping instead of writing this, GO. TO. BED. (EXPLETIVE) you (EXPLETIVE).
durrDURRdahH: Use higher vocabulary. and stop mumbling. its not sexy.
Freshly Glued Paperbacks^2: To achieve the goal above, I suggest cracking open a few books, such as:
Let The Great World Spin by Colum McCann
Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides
The Interrogative Mood: A Novel? by Padgett Powell
Hebrews by Anonymous
truly good eatins’ for the mind.
For your own benefit: Please do your homework and stop annoying your parents, it’s not nice
This new year will be ferocious, because it’s the year of the Tiger.